"I think they should have a trampoline store called "Tramp-o-land" although it might give people the wrong impression. You wouldn't want them to think it was a place for tramps, although, we wouldn't want tramps to think they couldn't come into the store. I'm sure there are nice tramps out there."
or something like that - deep thoughts by jack handy...
'the life of trampolines' (english version) is an entertaining and enlightening story that portrays this subject in a fresh light, with astounding insight, considering the controversy which it encompasses. a must read.