ATTN: OFFICIAL CONTEST KICKOFF! I will personally give a $20 Hebrews Coffee Shop Gift Card to whoever posts the most actual, LIVE photos of human rat tails between now and Dec 25, 2008. Cheaters will be prosecuted and punished to the fullest extent of

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leahmariv: haha

at 07:26PM 11/13/08

scottpewitt: :) I can grow one by then!

at 07:26PM 11/13/08

carliray: its on!

at 07:32PM 11/13/08

bekah: Do mullets count?

at 07:33PM 11/13/08

hannah: LOL oh ken!!!

at 07:59PM 11/13/08

katiedid: LOL! OMG! Only you would catch that Ken! LOVE it!

at 08:04PM 11/13/08

ms_amazing: HAHA!

at 08:20PM 11/13/08

transformed: I was just at Wal Mart lol

at 08:21PM 11/13/08

nanny911: There are an abundance of them out here in Cottonwood...I predict I will win!

at 08:32PM 11/13/08

janna: omg... up the stakes... MAKE US BRING YOU THE TAIL!

at 08:45PM 11/13/08

tiffany: Nancy--I hope you do win!! I would love to see some Cottonwood rat-tail action. :)

Too bad we don't still live in TX, because we'd win for sure.

at 08:51PM 11/13/08

ken: Ha Janna. OK. It is not necessary for you to bring me the tail, just photograph it LIVE. At this point, we should probably discuss how points are tabulated.
Photo of a Human Rat Tail = 2 points
Photo of a Human Mullet = 1 point
Actual Human Rat Tail = 3 points
(Mullets must have traditional "business in front and party in back style" with significant delineation between the party and the business.)

at 08:53PM 11/13/08

tiffany: That guy kinda looks like a chubby version of Dann Farrelly. :) hehe.

at 08:53PM 11/13/08

janna: do you get any "gender bonus"? ... like a woman with a mullet or rattail?...

p.s. i'm going for the actual tail... getting the most points is the best way to win... and i'll leave it in the actual "tail" style so there is no question of cheating.

at 08:56PM 11/13/08

ken: POINTS CLARIFICATION:
We are gender neutral on point allocation. Rat Tail points are the same for males and females. However, there will be one 5 POINT BONUS awarded to whoever captures (via photo) the most non-traditional human rat tail. For example: a rat tail sported by a woman in her late 60's or a 40 year-old man wearing a suit. You get the idea. Pray them in people...there is Peet's coffee on the line here.

at 09:00PM 11/13/08

ken: SUGGESTION: Pool your findings with a friend to increase your chances of winning. Let's hunt down these hair manifestations and document them or better yet...remove them and get 3 points!

at 09:03PM 11/13/08

bekah: This is the most awesome contest.

at 09:09PM 11/13/08

janna: ... i guess this means i'll have to start going to walmart...

at 12:03AM 11/14/08

ken: you got it.

at 12:14AM 11/14/08

cgratny: haha

at 05:59AM 11/14/08

joysampson: Ha ha!

at 08:35AM 11/14/08

neeman123: I thought rat-tails died in the 90's? Apparently he didn't get the memo

at 09:49AM 11/14/08

ken: Most rat tails have died off, but some still live.

at 10:21AM 11/14/08

tiffany: I wish I had a rat tail.

at 06:27PM 11/14/08

ms_amazing: omg!!!! I saw a woman in her 60's today with a braided rattail!!!!! Guess what....I'm not allowed to have my phone on me at Macy's AND no one's not allowed to take pics in the store. sigh....

at 11:25PM 11/14/08

ken: bummer for you. :(

at 11:44PM 11/14/08

janna: ... that's when cutting it off would come in handy... just a thought...

at 12:05AM 11/15/08

melissat: LOL are you serious?!

at 12:40AM 11/15/08

ms_amazing: very serious...I suffered from a rising excitement to a major down in that I couldn't capture it. I suppose Janna is right, I do have scissors in the drawer...

at 08:59AM 11/15/08

tiffany: Next time that lady enters the doors of Macys, be ready to chop that sucker off!

at 11:25AM 11/15/08

ms_amazing: oh I will!!! I'll carry the scissors around from now on!

at 11:31AM 11/15/08

scottpewitt: Ken... what do you mean pictures are good enough? I already cut and ran off with three. All that work for nothing!

at 09:14PM 11/15/08

ken: No, Scott. That means that you have 9 points now instead of just 3! You're doing great!

at 09:23PM 11/15/08

bekah: Hey. We need proof.
Show us your kill, Scott. What will you do with the hair? Mount it on a wall? Laminate and frame it? Christmas ornament?

at 09:26PM 11/15/08

weafer: hmmm I think people living in Redding have a distinct advantage. The redneck population (per capita) has got to be pretty high... but maybe I can drive to an outlet mall in Buffalo. If I can spend 24 hours in upstate New York ya'll are gonna lose!

at 04:07PM 11/16/08

weafer: fantastic contest idea Ken!
seriously I am going to be on the HUNT for business people with rat tails and mullets.

Oh do Fashion mullets count? Like the kind Greek and Portuguese guys are sporting?

at 04:11PM 11/16/08

ken: you'll have to submit the entries for my reivew, Aaron. I'm unfamiliar with these new "Fashion Mullets." :)

at 09:39PM 11/16/08

weafer: really? I'll post one and you'll have to let me know.
but Ken, if I win what am I going to do with a Hebrews gift certificate?

at 12:51PM 11/17/08

weafer: do you think they'll accept it at Tim Horton's?

at 12:52PM 11/17/08

ken: I suppose I could make it at a SBUX card if you win.

at 09:47PM 11/17/08

ericag: If you want to win, go to red bluff ;)

at 08:16AM 11/18/08

momoffour: Can there alo be a category for rat tails on a rat?

at 09:57PM 11/19/08

ken: @Janette: I know...I need Just Fo' Men.

@Momoffour: Sorry. No rats.

at 11:37PM 11/19/08

bekah: How about a mullet on a rat?

at 08:54AM 11/20/08

katieann: I just read this today...and you ALL WILL LOSE!!! I live in Idaho and it's the holidays which means I'll be seeing my family...which means I'll have like 20 of them!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

at 12:09PM 11/20/08

katieann: Not to mention our wal-mart.

at 12:10PM 11/20/08

ken: @Bekah: If you can find a mullet on a rat, that will count for 10 points!
@Janette: And you ANGRY EYES!
@Katieann: Clean up, girl!

at 04:50PM 11/20/08

artista: I have a photo of a grandma in her 60's at K-mart with a rat tail. It's a year old though, does that count or must it be recent?I live in Oregon now, it's quite the rage here still...

at 01:48PM 11/22/08

tiffany: YES!! Send a pic!!!

at 08:42PM 11/22/08

artista: Ok, HERE it is:
http://www.beenup2.com/photos/36725--do-u-see-what-i-see

at 11:12PM 11/22/08

bekah: oh my gosh!! points for you erin.

at 06:59PM 11/24/08

ken: Arista: So far you are winning. You have 6 points! 1 point for a rat tail photo and 5 points for Most Unusual Rat Tail Award. Someone could one-up you, though, and steal the 5 points. Good going!

at 07:13PM 11/24/08

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ATTN: OFFICIAL CONTEST KICKOFF! I will personally give a $20 Hebrews Coffee Shop Gift Card to whoever posts the most actual, LIVE photos of human rat tails between now and Dec 25, 2008. Cheaters will be prosecuted and punished to the fullest extent of
at 07:21PM
ATTN: OFFICIAL CONTEST KICKOFF! I will personally give a $20 Hebrews Coffee Shop Gift Card to whoever posts the most actual, LIVE photos of human rat tails between now and Dec 25, 2008. Cheaters will be prosecuted and punished to the fullest extent of

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